!!!WARNING!!!
Not For The Faint Of Heart!
The Dan Dan a.k.a The Wicked Fagan Of The West is on the loose. He is
not to be trusted. He will ask to spend the night. Then one night
will turn into two, then 4, then 6 and then 8. He will eat all of
your cereal. The he will wake you up playing your video games and
drinking your coffee. He has no respect. He will seduce your young
nieces and then act like it never happened. He will keep his bike
continuously parked in your driveway and will refuse to move it. He
will offer you money for sexual favors! And if that isn't bad enough,
he runs and tells his twin brother EVERYTHING! Before you know it
it's all over town just like him. If you catch my drift. You can tell
him to go home all you want but his only reply will be
"Wassup?". He never takes showers. He'll do his laundry in
your kitchen sink. And hang it to dry on your cabinet doors. He will
invite himself onto your porch and stay there until he falls asleep
just so you can't tell him to go home. If you try to confront hi
m on his freeloading ways he will stare blanky and then change the
subject by asking "Wassup?" He will stand in your way as
you try to use the bathroom and then say "Wassup?" He will
be the first thing you see when you wake up and the last thing you
see when you go to bed. When he drinks and drives he runs people over
alive! In conclusion to this speech.... He is the Dan Dan.
***If you pass this on to 3 people you will be safe from the Dan
Dan***
This is no joke! This is a real person!
He is the Dan Dan!
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