Now, when many of you go to fast food restaurants (god save your soul) you most often gawk at the geeky, pimply faced kids staring right back at you. You want to know WHY they gawk at you? Because! Look in the mirror! You fat, bloated chunk of protoplasm, go on a diet or something!
Really, working in fast food really prepares you for the horror you will see everyday…oh no, I’m not talking about war, bugs, or your feces after eating at McDonald’s, I’m talking about people! Fat people, ugly people, bearded woman people thingies. Unbeknownst to the elite of Americans, they are out there filling our sewers…and doing whatever else fat ugly bearded woman people do. This is an invaluable life lesson! The next time some freak like this encounters you, you know what to do! Use your Cursed Sword of Cursing +2 to Attack, or run away screaming. Or, better yet, offer them that bit of beefy jerky you happen to be chewing on right at that lucky moment. Maybe they’ll forgo chewing on your limbs for a while.
You will also be prepared for people who state exactly what they want, and when you repeat it, and they tell you you’re wrong. This, even if you don’t realize it yet, will teach you to make them how you want it to be made, regardless of how the fat, annoying person at the counter wants it! And they never care if you screw up anyway, because they are too busy shoving that Big MacÒ into their fat bubbly mouth or inhaling some fries through the many various mouths in their folds. (I’ve seen this with mine own two eyes and lived! Somebody in heaven must love me)
So remember kiddies…there is no better place to start a career than at McDonald’s Food Corporation!
I give working at McDonald’s 5 out of 5 Big Macs!
-drifter
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