The Blonde and the Brooklyn Bridge
A blonde and a redhead walk into a bar. They are wathcing the 6:00 news, and on the news, a man is about to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde says to the redhead "i bet you $50 that the man will not jump." The redhead accepted her bet, but sure enough, the man jumped. Then the blonde gave the redhead the $50 that she owed her. The redhead said "you are my friend, I cannot take your money." And the blonde said, "No, take the money because a bet's a bet." And then the redhead made a confession that she had seen the same man jump on the 5:00 news. Then the blonde said "I saw the 5:00 news too, but I did not think that he would jump again."
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