Kittens
Al Gore was jogging down the streets of Washington D.C. one day when he came across a young boy looking at something in a box. Al decided to stop and talk to the boy. Al asked the young man," What are you looking at?" and the young boy replied, " I am looking at my new kittens". That is really terrific young man, what are their names? At that the young boy replied, "I call them Democrats". That is wonderful young man, it is good to see someone so young know so much about politics. Well said Al, I have to be going now see you later. The little boy said goodbye and Al Gore left to continue jogging. The next day Al went jogging again and this time he brought Bill Clinton with him. Al had told Bill about the young boy and his kittens, and wanted to jog on the same street. Sure enough the little boy was there with his box and his kittens. As the two men approached, the little boy said "Hi Mr. Vice-President, did you come back to see my kittens?" Al replied, "Why yes I did, and I brought the President with me this time, now son tell us again what you named these kittens." The little boy said, "Sure! I call them Republicans." Al Gore was stunned, he asked the little boy, "Why do you call them Republicans today, and just yesterday they were Democrats?" "Well," said the little boy "they have their eyes open today".
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