If Condoms had sponsors

What If Condoms Had Corporate Sponsors?

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: 'Cause hey -- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

Timex: Takes a licking and keep on ticking.

McDonald's: Over 1 billion served.

Volkswagon: Drivers wanted.

Porsche: There is no substitute

Quaker Oats: Do the right thing.

Life Cereal: He Like's It! He Like's It!

Johnson & Johnson: No more tears...

Wheaties Condoms: Condom of Champions