Women gets shot
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This pregnant women gets shot right in the stomach and a bullet goes straight into the 3 babies she is having.
When they get her to the hospital the doctor tells her she is going to be alright but each of her children will be born with a bullet in them.
One day when her children are older one of her daughters runs down stairs from the toilet shouting mum mum something strange just happend when i had a wee. Her mum in suprise say what in which her daughter replyed well i just weed out a bullet. Her mum hugs the girl and tells her the story of what happend.
About a week later, same again her other daughter comes down stairs. The mum hugs her and says i know have you just had a piss and a bullet come out. The girl says yes mum how do you know, so the mum tells the girl the story.
A couple a days later her son comes down the stairs shouting mum mum. The mum says come here have you just pissed out a bullet. The son says no. I was just having a wank and i shot the dog.
When they get her to the hospital the doctor tells her she is going to be alright but each of her children will be born with a bullet in them.
One day when her children are older one of her daughters runs down stairs from the toilet shouting mum mum something strange just happend when i had a wee. Her mum in suprise say what in which her daughter replyed well i just weed out a bullet. Her mum hugs the girl and tells her the story of what happend.
About a week later, same again her other daughter comes down stairs. The mum hugs her and says i know have you just had a piss and a bullet come out. The girl says yes mum how do you know, so the mum tells the girl the story.
A couple a days later her son comes down the stairs shouting mum mum. The mum says come here have you just pissed out a bullet. The son says no. I was just having a wank and i shot the dog.
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