Lonesome Miner

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome
miner came down from the mountains and walked
into a saloon in the nearest town.

"I'm lookin' for the meanest toughest and roughest
hooker in the Yukon," he said to the bartender.

"We got her," replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in
the second room on the right.

The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay
for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles,
stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the
second door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking for
the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the
Yukon."

The woman inside the room looked at the miner and
said, "You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent
over and grabbed her ankles.

"How do you know I want that position first?" asked
the miner.

"I don't replied the hooker, "but I thought you might
want to open those beers first."