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Tom and Kelly

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Tom and Kelly were gettin married and right before the wedding Kelly asked her mum to get Kelly a long black sexy night gown for the honeymoon, and to iron it and fold it and put it in the suitcase. Her mum forgot so she ran out right afta the wedding and all she found was a short pink one. She didn't have time to fold it so she crumpled it up and threw it in the suitcase.
At the hotel tom asked kelly to go into the bathroom to change, since he was shy. She said ok and he said dont peek. So Kelly went in the bathroom took out the suitcase and took out the nightie and said OH NO! ITS SHORT PINK AND WRINKLED! and Tom said I told you not to peek!

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