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Do you know Jack Schitt?

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He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh schitt.
Awh Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, who passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. Dip schitt married Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.


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