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A man had just moved to the countryside from the big city. He had bought some land and built his house, and he thought to himself, "I need some farm animals since I'm going to be a farmer now."

So he goes into town and and finds a place where they sold chicken. He went up to the merchant and said, "I want a chicken."

The merchant said, "We don't call them chickens here, we call them cocks."

So the man bought one and then went on his way. A minute later he had another thought. He needed a mule. So he we to the place where they sold mules and he said to the merchant, "I want a mule."

So the merchant said, "We don't call them mules down here, we call them asses."

So the man bought one and went on his way. As he was making his way back home his mule started twitching and he couldn't scratch it because he had his chicken in the other hand. And about that time he passed by an old woman, and he said to her, "Hold my cock while I scratch my ass!"